Growing up my dentist, Dr. Joseph, had these hanging posters above the chair that hung on the ceiling for the patients to read while getting their enamel scraped off. One of them was a ‘kids say the darndest things’ type shit. The other was chicken soup for the soul style set of golfing quotes– most from anonymous. Combined, there was about 30 quotes. I can only remember one and I’m not even sure if this is correct. I know the sentiment is right, but like every joke I retell, this is not right: Golfing is just a good walk spoiled.
I like to walk and I love to be spoiled. This is my formal announcement… soon to be followed up with a formal retraction… that I am getting into golf. I have begun receiving ads for golf attire on instagram. It’s official. I’m very excited. I will keep all of you updated on this historic lifestyle change.
Hollywood Wiggs 